almightykushlord:

Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told , one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to  and f*** , the local media are reporting exclusively.

“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.

In further discussions with journalists from the media, the  stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”

“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.

The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.

“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.

THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE

good morning to my bby

moon-ball:

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  • Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
  • $250 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens
  • Hoenn gym badge replicas
  • A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, any size of your choice.
  • 3 surprise shiny Pokemon from Hoenn that will be revealed after you win.
  • A hoenn poster.

Second place winner:

  • Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
  • $150 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens
  • Hoenn gym badge replicas
  • A hoenn-confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.

Third place winner:

  • Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
  • $100 to spend at the pokemon center after it opens
  • A hoenn confirmed t-shirt from redbubble, size of your choice.



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  • You must be following me because it’s a giveaway for my followers.
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  • There will be 3 winners in this giveaway.
  • Winners will be announced privately due to people getting harassed for winning giveaways.
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  • This giveaway is international.
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gravityfalse:

when you and your friend see someone you hate

Milford Sound in New Zealand

I’m in a GOOD fuckig MOOD

funnynrandom:

Yorkshire Airlines…